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I hate “about me” sections. I can never fill them out properly. Whenever I try, it usually come out pretty boring.

For example:
“Hi my name is Brian! Nice to meet you! Thanks for visiting my blog! I’m glad you’re here! [notice my constant use of the exclamation point. I like being excited, apparently].

Or, if I decide that’s not what I want to do, I usually try to do something funny. But see, even that that doesn’t work, because I fail at life, and at being funny.

Here’s an example at one of my failed attempts at being humorous:
“My name’s Brian. I live in Anchorage. I like video games. And I can count to ten.”

… What the hell is that?
What on earth was thinking when I typed that!?
[I self-deprecate a lot. I’m used to it.]

Anyway, I filled out the “about me” page of this blog. If you’d like to take a look, the link’s up top.

I guarantee you’ll drop a couple of IQ points when you’re finished reading it.

… If you haven’t already done so by reading this.

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Welcome to my blog!!! *big flashy smile*

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**JAZZ HANDS!!!!**

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Dear god…

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